s-501
| # I dey sleep //= # I con dey hear deir violence // |
s-502
| I con come out // |
s-503
| I see di dog # run go like dis // |
s-504
| I follow am //= I no catch am // |
s-505
| # di one wey kukuma # e come chop < # each one < I buy am four thousand // |
s-506
| # { di man || # di man } # I buy am seven thousand // |
s-507
| # toh e con chop am // |
s-508
| # di one kuma wey she con die < she do four egg for me // |
s-509
| # I con join di egg # wit dat one // |
s-510
| # toh // |
s-511
| # if de wan # born di egg < # dem go do like # thirty five days # on top di egg // |
s-512
| # toh // |
s-513
| now kukuma de don # do // |
s-514
| # dis one ma < she born // |
s-515
| # she born ten // |
s-516
| # toh I no get money //= I con { s~ || # sell } dem # { five || five } hundred // |
s-517
| # I sell # nine // |
s-518
| # toh // |
s-519
| # now kuma yesterday < I come back in di night //= I see dis one // |
s-520
| # dem con move |c # born for me // |
s-521
| # naim I pack dem go buy # food for dem // |
s-522
| # con # put am // |
s-523
| # ehn di food ehn < # na di food >+ be dis // |
s-524
| # di abinci // |
s-525
| # food ba ?// |
s-526
| # yauwa !// |
s-527
| na di food >+ be dat // |
s-528
| # now kuma di time wey I come back < # na two hundred >+ dey my hand // |
s-529
| # I go buy hundred naira own // |
s-530
| # I give { di || # di } big one # put am for dem // |
s-531
| # now kuma < I go buy { fitila || # lantern } // |
s-532
| # come put am for dere // |
s-533
| # shi >+ ke nan // |
s-534
| # eh // |
s-535
| # dem dey eat { rice |c # indomie |c # like tuwo |c # yam |c bread } // |
s-536
| # now < { if I get || if I buy } bread { two || # three fifty } ma < de go chop am // |
s-537
| # just { now |r # now |r now } // |
s-538
| # if na day >+ be dat // |
s-539
| # now ma < I get bread # wey I con { give || # give } dem // |
s-540
| # or mey I carry di bread ma // |
s-541
| mey I bring am //= # mey you see > # toh // |
s-542
| # de dey dere dey chop money like // |
s-543
| # if I get money < # de go chop like # five hundred for my hand // |
s-544
| # no wahala // |
s-545
| { if kuma || if } I no get money < dem ma < de go cool down // |
s-546
| # toh you see ?// |
s-547
| # yes // |
s-548
| # dem be security // |
s-549
| now { if you enter || if you enter } di house < e go dey do kwulukwulukwuluu // |
s-550
| # kwulukwulukwuluu // |
s-551
| # kwulukwulukwuluu // |
s-552
| # kwulukwulu // |
s-553
| # toh you see ?// |
s-554
| # now if I &// |
s-555
| even dai if I no dey < if you enter < # e go dey do dis // |
s-556
| # even dai people dey outside < de go con enter // |
s-557
| # look < wetin dey worry { di d~ || dis ting } ?// |
s-558
| # yauwa !// |
s-559
| # you see ?// |
s-560
| # if dem see snake < de go kill am // |
s-561
| # if dem see snake < de will kill am // |
s-562
| # even dough # rat < # if e comot < de go { follow am |c kill am } // |
s-563
| # now if dem dey sleep < # see di place wey dem dey kill am > dat # baranda place // |
s-564
| # yauwa // |
s-565
| rain no dey do dem anyting // |
s-566
| # if de don finish dis ting wey dey deir head < # rain no dey do dem anyting // |
s-567
| # now me < I no get cage now // |
s-568
| # na for outside >+ dem dey sleep // |
s-569
| # na dis one < na for # inside room >+ I go con keep am // |
s-570
| # yauwa !// |
s-571
| # ah gaskiya dai !// |
s-572
| # ah di meat sweet o !// |
s-573
| # gaskiya di meat sweet // |
s-574
| # now you see dis one < if I want go sell am now < I go get like # { seven thousand |c # or eight thousand } // |
s-575
| if na Christmas time < # toh I go fit get like # ten thousand // |
s-576
| # but # eh # di woman < # e no go pass { four thousand |c three five } // |
s-577
| # toh # but na di man &// |
s-578
| di man too big now // |
s-579
| # yauwa de no like di woman // |
s-580
| # dem like di man well // |
s-581
| # if de want chop # over dere < # { di || di } man get meat sosei // |
s-582
| # dis one < no meat // |
s-583
| # now na six >+ I get // |
s-584
| # six # eh with dat one // |
s-585
| dog don chop one now // |
s-586
| # dog don chop one // |
s-587
| # why I no go go tell ?// |
s-588
| # I no go tell dem [ # mey dem pay me ] // |
s-589
| I just forget am // |
s-590
| okay my name na Bassey // |
s-591
| # people call me # Skata // |
s-592
| # em # I like to drink ehn # { beer |c but not all beer } // |
s-593
| # I like to drink ehn Stout # |c but today I just decide to drink ehn # Gulder // |
s-594
| # we have ehn # Stout //= we have Gulder //= we have ehn Origin //= # we have ehn Star //= # we have ehn different type of beer // |
s-595
| # but why I like to drink Stout # is dat &// |
s-596
| # { di || # di } reason why I dey like to drink Stout # is because # Stout no dey &// |
s-597
| # when you drink Stout < # you no go dey go # { piss |r piss } all di time // |
s-598
| # { because || # and } e will hold your stommy also // |
s-599
| # if you wan go # long distance < # you no go dey go toilet # every now and den // |
s-600
| # dat Stout go hold your bele # { well |r well } // |